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So you know my sister, Jilly Rasmussen, of course. Two books tell the backstory,<i> Desperate Maneuvers</i> and <i>Desperate Maneuvers II</i>.<br><br>Mother murdered when she was ten. Abused by a teenage girl and her husband, a drug addict who forced her into prostitution.<br><br>Went on a serial executioning spree with her partner/savior, Robin Puddy, where they killed 50 very bad men who abused the women in their lives. Purposely left behind evidence after they killed Oscar-winning heartthrob ______ ____ in order to put on trial. Acquittal made her a heroic feminist icon who stimulated the creation of the Jilly-GOATS movement that became the most powerful force opposing MAGAt ideology.<br><br>Yeah, her. Yeah, we're half-sisters. Turned out that police officer who promised her mother to watch out for her if anything ever happened, well, he never told her he was actually her father. Or that I was her half-sister. And now my boss. And the Democrats have drafted her to run for President.<br><br>In the wake of the assassinations on the same day of the Felon and Jethro. Yeah, well, okay...we were the ones behind both of those. Well, heck, someone had to do something! The Felon was on the verge of invoking the Insurrection Act and declaring martial law so he could steal his second illegitimate re-election. Somebody had to step up and save America from its own worst part.<br><br>This book is the secret history of that campaign. And when I say secrets, well, you better believe I mean some heavy-duty secrets. At any other time, just one of these revelations would have been enough to end Jilly's unlikely campaign. I mean, seriously? An unmarried female former drug addict and prostitute who is a confessed serial killer running for President on a major party ticket?<br><br>Well, you know what they say.<br><br>Stranger things have happened.<br><br>Except that, well, there's also some weird stuff that neither Jilly or I saw coming.
